Since everyone thinks that the Lingerie Football League is such a wonderful, respectful, modern, spectacle, which is neither degrading, nor at all reminiscent of a gladiatorial sport Commodus would introduce to distract Romans from his wacky hijinks, America is getting the significantly more alliterative Bikini Basketball League, which has been around since 2011 but has just now sent out the following gross Twitter call for participants:
Jezebel · Doug Barry
This is what January Jones looked like when she was nine. First things first — where is that shirt sold and how much will it…
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