Lindsay Lohan Arrested After Hit and Run in Porsche, You Know, the Usual

The two raked in $4 million for Barack Obama, who said that Bey “could not be a better role model to our daughters because she carries herself with such class and poise and has so much talent.” He also joked that he and Hova bonded over both having daughters and wives who are more popular than they are. [The Caucus/NYT]

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Prince William and Kate Middleton won a benchmark lawsuit in French court on Tuesday over the now-infamously invasive topless shots of Kate with a telephoto lens far away from the chateau balcony on which she and William sunned. The court referred to the photos as “a brutal display” and ordered Closer to surrender all of their photos or else incur a $13,100 daily fine.

Gotta say, it seems somewhat for naught because the photos have already landed in tabloids in Italy and Ireland, but this seems to be more about establishing a precedent to avoid another Princess Diana situation than it does about making sure nobody else sees K8’s nipples. So now that Pandora’s Box is open, expect to see more smallish Buckingham Palace lawsuits against paparazzi for the next 5 years or so. [TMZ, Newsday]

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Pregnant Drew Barrymore, who’s been chilling on her vineyard waiting for her and Will Koppelman’s baby to slide out, sounded really enthusiastic about the future in the October issue of Haute Living:

I love the idea that they don’t have to do something that they have no interest in, that they can do something completely opposite if they want to. I will be so surprised if they don’t want to do something involving food or wine or art, but I’ll be OK with it. I just want to build fun, great things for my family.

Although her signature wine Barrymore Pinot Grigio has been going well, she’s still “searching for her red.” Aren’t we all. Actually, I don’t really know what metaphor that is. [Haute Living, Us Weekly]

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After three seasons as a regular, reality star Alexis Bellino is leaving Real Housewives of Orange County, citing the bullying of fellow housewife Tamra Barney as the reason for her departure (Barney referred to Bellino as “Jesus Jugs.”) But an E! source says that Bellino was actually just fired for being a diva. The world may never know. Or care. [Us Weekly, Ace Showbiz]

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Hey, here’s the trailer for Greetings From Tim Buckley, which features Gossip Girl’s Penn Badgley, more commonly known as Dan “Lonely Boy” Humphrey and/or The Guy Blake Lively Dated For A Long Time But Did Not Marry, playing the late singer-songwriter Jeff Buckley.

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• Aww, the Malcolm In The Middle cast reunited 6 years later for the first time, according to adorable photos on Frankie Muniz’s Twitter. [Instagram]
• Amanda Bynes’ parents are moving to California from Texas to watch over her. [TMZ]
• Here are some rare vintage photos of Twiggy ’cause why not? [Life]
• Some guy is suing Dennis Quaid because a horse fell on him on the Quaid equestrian trail. [TMZ]
• The unstable girl who broke into Bam Margera’s house, hopped into his bed and started masturbating has actually been living in a tree fort on his property for awhile. o__0 o_____O [TMZ]
• Mindy Kaling lunched and “got love advice” from noted douchenozzle weird-face-maker John Mayer. [Page Six]
• “I haven’t starred in a movie since I was pregnant with my daughter; I can’t be away from home that long. I look for an interesting supporting part I can do about once a year. That’s the most I can manage. Some women can do it and that’s fantastic, but I can’t. You make choices as a wife and mother, don’t you? You can’t have it all.” —Gwyneth Paltrow pontificates on motherhood and such. [Express]
• Dean McDermott didn’t want the gossip rags to know about Tori Spelling’s hospitalization. [Express]
• Lady Gaga smoked weed on stage. In Amsterdam. Natch. [Daily Mail]
• And here’s Snoop Dogg, sorry, LION, lighting up with his 18-year-old son. [Daily Mail]
• Kim Kardashian has apparently been getting “secretly embarrassed” about her family’s tendency for TMI. Too little, too late, dude. [Times Live]
• Meanwhile, Kanye West is spending a katrillion dollars on her upcoming 32nd birthday. [The Sun]
• Madonna helped Kelly Osbourne drop a dress size. [Monsters and Critics]
• Modern Family’s Julie Bowen says that Angelina Jolie’s like a unicorn. [Entertainment Weekly]
• Justin B33b0’s mom Patti Mallette is pro-Selena Gomez. [E! Online]
• Matt Lauer has been acting like an asshole around NBC lately. [Page Six]
• Endearingly odd Page Six sighting: “Entourage star Scott Caan on the beach at Four Seasons Maui, snorkeling with a sea turtle.” [Page Six]
• Holy shit, it took 6 months for an ailing Zsa Zsa Gabor to notice that she’d had her leg amputated. [Page Six]
• Robbie Williams and his wife had a daughter named Theodora Rose. [Daily Mail]
• Spencer and Heidi Pratt have come forward and admitted that they faked a lot of shit on The Hills. WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS. No but actually of course. [Us Weekly]
• Nina Dobrev Tweets her excitement about Gabby Douglas being on the set of Vampire Diaries today! [Twitter]
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