Forget what a cursory reading of the stars may have told us — Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are too compatible, and, if The Sun is still the institution of journalistic excellence everyone thinks it is, then the couple has been reunited just in time for the final Twilight installment. See? Everything works out in the end. After K-Stew's dad John "begged" R-Patz to reunite with his daughter, R-Patz said, "M'ok," and got back together with K-Stew, mostly, according to The Sun's account, because he felt so bad that she was getting trashed by Twilight fans on the internets. So, thanks to misplaced pity and paternal meddling, one fractured Hollywood couple has been knit back together. Forever. Or at least until R-Patz has a fling with a director and everyone urges him to dump K-Stew because, you know, a man just can't be tied to one woman like that because [something about evolutionary psychology]. [The Sun]
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