Welcome back to Pot Psychology, Jezebel's biweekly advice column, in which we attempt to solve people's problems with an herbal remedy. In this episode, the infamous Cat Marnell joins us to discuss drugs, turtle fashion, and boy pee.

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Our book Pot Psychology's How to Be: Lowbrow Advice from High People comes out in November 2012!