The Explicit, Anatomically Correct 'Tee of Life' Will Haunt Your Dreams (NSFW?)

Um, so, here is the sales pitch, according to Regretsy:

“The most beautiful thing a parent can ever witness is the birth of their child. Why not re-enact this amazing moment for your mum and dad over and over and over again?”

Originally at Dougham.com.

You guys. The human body is beautiful and all that jazz. But this is not right.

(h/t Jess Zimmerman)