It's not so much that Republicans want to drive government out of our lives, LaComtesse reminds us, so much as they want government to be able to cozy up to each and every one of us so it can ask invasive questions about what we're doing with our genitals:
Republicans love themselves some small government, yo.
Most people don't recognize that when they say "small government," they actually mean billions of teeny tiny government molecules that they can inject into every nook and cranny of American life that they can find.
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