Comment of the Day: Please Send Bail

The Burning Man "missed connections" may have been pretty... abstract, but it turns out they were also pretty inspiring and now, hopefully, we can look forward to a whole anthology of Burning Man craigslist ads by more authors like AntonioAngelo:

so there we werent and then we were and it was like we was, you my buttercup and I your dream dancer together we made love in the desert wind and then you were gone. you said if it were a dream you wished to never wake but when I awoke you were no more, I know you said you weren't looking for forever but having drunk from heavens cup my thirst can only be quenched by your lips. I only ask to see you again because I can think of nothing else. Please send bail.

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