CNN's Resident Conservative Jackass Calls the DNC 'The Vagina Monologues'S

Last night, several women spoke at the Democratic National Convention, among them First Lady Michelle Obama and DNC Chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz. And Erik Erickson, CNN's token bombastic jagoff conservative decided to present us with some light hearted bon mots about the speaking roster, calling the DNC "The Vagina Monologues." Get it?! Because ladies were talking? God, that cutting-edge comic Erik Erikson has his finger on the pulse of up the butt of America.

The comment, which was paraded out in Tweet form, read, simply, "First night of the Vagina Monologues in Charlotte going as expected."

Erik Erickson should stick to barking at cameras and then glancing askance expectantly, like a little kid whose mommy thinks that everything he does is cute, or an insecure frat bro who thinks that memorizing Will Ferrell movies from a decade ago makes him the funniest dude in the Alpha Delta Phi pledge class. The opening night of the RNC featured a comparable number of female speakers as the DNC docket, and just because women in the Republican party largely succeed in pretending that women have plastic molded Barbie privates that play absolutely no role in their economic fates doesn't mean that Democrats should feel obligated to cater to Erikson's delicate man-sensibilities.

Petition site Ultraviolet has launched an effort to get Erikson fired from his job, but that seems cruel. Besides, if Erick Erickson loses his professional shouting job, where will this country's angry neckbeards go when they yearn to feel inspired? If Erickson's media career is cut short, then what will become of the audience for his future half-hour panel discussion show, Cock Talk With Erick Erickson? HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT KNOWING HOW THE PENISES FEEL?!

[Ultraviolet]