Comment of the Day: When an Imaginary Runner Races an Invisible Sitter

The 2012 election really, notes democracydiva, comes down to this simple fact: because Velociraptors don't exist anymore (and ostriches are too terrifying to ever talk about in polite company), quadrupeds are pretty much always faster than bipeds:

Bet even Imaginary Paul Ryan can't beat Invisible Chair Obama at a marathon, though. Invisible Chair Obama's got four legs, after all.

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