YOU'RE WELCOME. Okay, this actually happened a few weeks ago, but I was just thinking that maybe you haven't climbed up inside your own vagina to sob yet today. So here you go! Russian artist Petr Pavlensky has apparently sewn his own mouth closed—like, using a needle, and a mouth—in solidarity with jailed Putin protestors Pussy Riot. I have no reason to suspect that this is fake, though I suppose it could be. Either way, Russians do not fuck around. In America we'd probably just go with a jester's cap and some bongos. FREE PUSSY RIOT!

Pussy Riot Protest: Russian Artist Sews His Mouth Shut in Solidarity [LinkNews]