Hollywood Insider Alleges Robert Pattinson Can't Keep It In His Pants, Constantly Cheated on KStew
LatestTwo weeks ago, all of our lives were forever changed when we learned, via explosive tabloid photos, that Kristen Stewart is a giant whore. Psych! She’s a normal 22-year-old making many of the same mistakes that we made, except under the scrutiny of a paparazzo’s telephoto lens. Who cares? Well, millions of people apparently, and most of them are siding with Robert Pattinson, whose heart was supposedly broken by that harlot. However: RPatz has been linked with a number of women during his three-year relationship with Stewart. But nobody’s calling him a slut or a “trampire.”
We received a tip — if you want to call it that, it was more like a novella — from someone who claims to have insider knowledge of the many times that Pattinson has stepped out on Stewart. We can’t verify if this person is actually a Hollywood insider, but at the very least, he or she is incredibly well-versed in the minute details of the actors’ lives and shooting schedules. If nothing else, this person is very invested in Stewart and Pattinson’s relationship, and worried about Stewart’s recent nosedive in popularity. The blockquotes below are all taken verbatim from this one email.
In the email, the tipster went off on a rant — including photos to back up some claims — about how Pattinson has managed to be linked with so many women but not receive the kind of backlash that Stewart has. Perhaps Pattinson is just a better cheater. (There are no photos, that we know of, in which he is day-Frenching someone all over L.A.) Or maybe all of this is just bullshit. But we did manage to pull up some circumstantial evidence to back up some of these assertions. If any of this is true, it is the Watergate of vampires.
Let’s start with a blind item from Crazy Days and Nights:
Lets talk about the cheating this B+ movie actor has done on his B= list actress girlfriend over the past few years. It only seems fair. Lots you will know, but many you won’t. The list numbers about 10. The most salacious to me was the marriage he broke up. She used to be a B+ television actress on a very hit show. She got married and had some problems. She got back together with her husband then auditioned for a movie with our actor. The chemistry was instant. By the time they started filming her marriage was over and our actor and actress were in bed everyday. One time they were joined by one of his other long time female co-stars.
There were always the flings with his co-stars. That happened before during and after. There was the European burlesque dancer. Oh, and a couple of models. There is the night he got drunk and made the ultimate mistake and slept with someone who should not be slept with unless you have a quadruple strength latex bodysuit. She has actually started getting work again. There was the C list Australian actress and the reality star from VH-1. Oh, there was the co-star of the actress that had her marriage broken because of him. That was an interesting one. There was the daughter of one of the director’s of a movie he starred in. He told her he wanted to be with her forever, but didn’t really mean it. He just wanted to sleep with her. There are a few more, but no one would know who they are.
It all becomes very clear who this is about after reading our tipster’s scoop. We’ve broken down Pattinson’s alleged infidelities by person.
Megan Fox
[Rob] hooked up with Megan Fox AFTER the Twilight premiere in Tokyo when he first got together with Kristen. Megan admitted much herself by mocking a young Hollywood actor had tried to woo her by inviting her to fly with him on a Wal-mart private jet. He did promo for Wal-mart at the start of New Moon filming in Arkansas and they flew him down from Vancouver on their private yet. That was Rob and there were rumors of them out at bars together and staying at the Palisades Hotel together during this time as well.
Well, there were rumors floating around that Fox and Pattinson hooked up in early 2009. And Pattinson did, indeed, do some promotional work for Walmart in March 2009.
And here’s a video of Megan Fox talking about being offered a Walmart jet by a guy trying to pick her up.
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