Kristen Stewart Staying at Producer Friend’s Crying PadS

Here's the latest sordid entry in the Great Breakup of 2012 — Kristen Stewart has reportedly been staying at the house of producer/friend Giovanni Agnelli. Ensconced in Agnelli's Sunset Plaza home, Stewart has been "crying her eyes out non-stop" because everyone's being sort of shitty to her. Details about K-Stew's unravelling more or less mirror what would happen to the lead in a romantic comedy after the One True Love found out a Horrible Secret and temporarily departed — she's crying, wandering around in her pajamas, and eating ice cream, because ice cream is the only substance that will mend a broken heart.

Robert Pattinson isn't happy about this latest living arrangement because, even though it seems like it's none of his business anymore, he suspects that Agnelli and Stewart might be, you know, doing it. He'd much prefer that Kristen Stewart remove herself to a remote tower, where she can grow out her hair to climbing length and wait chastely for Pattinson to decide that he would like to be her boyfriend again, please. [Radar, Radar]

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