How will you be able to tell when the Fifty Shades of Grey baby-boom finally hits? SkaHimself offered a plausible, if, um, graphic, answer:
You'll know its a greybaby when it's birthed with the umbilical cord wrapped around it's neck while it's pleasing itself at the same time.
"Don't cut the cord you fucker! I'm almost there!"
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