If you're wondering why you're not getting boozed up all the time, hanging out with Vince Vaughn, and playing soccer for money like Hope Solo, it's probably because your parents didn't regulate your TV-watching when you were young, thus depriving you of the chance at a multi-million dollar endorsement deal with Vitamin Water.
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