Vice Prezzzzz Joe Biden has thrown some rhetorical zingers in the past and, while this may not be the best sex joke he's ever told, the very fact that it isn't the first and only is something to marvel at. America's come a long way since the Mayflower floundered ashore and spilled a bunch of queasy Puritans onto Plymouth Rock. Methinks William Bradford's first address didn't include a sex joke about his folks, but, then again, it must have been an awfully taxing sea-crossing and he probably needed to warm the crowd up a little.
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