In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Paris Hilton is worried about camel toe, bottled water can make you bisexual, and Khloe Kardashian plays better with black balls.
1.) Camel toe.
2.) Bottled water causes bisexuality.
3.) Black balls.
4.) More black balls.
5.) Juicy Joe's vibrating cock ring.
6.) Teresa and Regis' awkward moment.
7.) Spanx for the memories, Mob Wives.
8.) Benevolent sexism.
9.) Piers Morgan asks the hard hitting questions.
10.) When 8-year-old kids are smarter than their parents.