In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Steven Tyler judges an American Idol contestant's ass, Julie Chen explains her eyes, and interspecies love between a dog and a baby raccoon.
1.) Julie Chen is not sleeping, she's Asian.
2.) Steven Tyler is still a perv.
3.) Real Househusband Simon van Kempen performs his dance song live.
4.) Interspecies love.
5.) Chelsea Handler does not want babies.
6.) Mother who liked soft-core porno Red Shoe Diaries so much that she watched it several times in front of her children.
7.) Joan Rivers is skeptical about the intentions of Chaz Bono's girlfriend.
8.) South Park spoofs the royal wedding.
9.) A group of busybody mothers is freaked out by their neighbor's Statue of David.
10.) Get Elginized.