You may not have won the heart of a man who may ascend the throne in late middle-age, but damned if you can't win Royal Wedding Bingo!
Because everything's an occasion for unhealthy competition, get invested in every part of two stranger's big day by playing along at home! Sure, it may be disgustingly early where you are, but all that will be forgotten when you're the first to shout "Pip-Pip-Cheerio!"
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