Kate Hudson's New Big Boobs Are "Not Ideal"S

Kate Hudson, who is pregnant, is not enjoying her giant bazongas. She says: "I hate it. I'm usually an A cup and I'm getting close to a D cup. Big breasts are fun for certain things but not others. I love fashion, and having big breasts is not ideal for certain looks. They are way more fun when you are not wearing your clothes. Then, they are a blast!" Just FYI, Katiekins, although underwires can be painful and big boobs are back-breakingly heavy, plenty of ladies whose cups runneth over manage to look fashionable. [The Sun]

Kate Hudson's New Big Boobs Are "Not Ideal"

Demi Lovato not only struggles with anorexia, buliimia and cutting, she is also suffering from bipolar disorder. "I never found out until I went into treatment that I was bipolar," she says. "Looking back it makes sense… There were times when I was so manic, I was writing seven songs in one night and I'd be up until 5:30 in the morning." But now: "I feel like I am in control now where my whole life I wasn't in control." [People]

Kate Hudson's New Big Boobs Are "Not Ideal"

Tiny hair-whipping dynamo Willow Smith is headed to DC to perform at the White House on Monday at the annual Easter Egg Roll. [Showbiz Spy]

Kate Hudson's New Big Boobs Are "Not Ideal"

Controversial artist M.I.A. is in the studio with controversial artist Chris Brown. The producer involved says: "Magic is upon us." Hmm. [Perez]

Kate Hudson's New Big Boobs Are "Not Ideal"

Dammit, Glee's Chris Colfer is so awesome it hurts! Not only is he adorable, a great singer and a very fine actor, he has sold a Disney Channel pilot, The Little Leftover Witch. He is 20 years old. Happy Feel Like An Underachiever Day! [Vulture]

  • Lindsay Lohan will not play Victoria Gotti in the flick Gotti: Three Generations. B-b-but… Her hair was perfect for the part! [People]
  • Oh, wait: Lindsay will play Kim Gotti, the wife of the wife John Gotti Jr. Upgrade? Downgrade? This is confusing. [Contact Music, Variety]
  • BTW, Lindsay Lohan has to go to court on Friday — the judge does not care if it's Holy Friday. The hearing must go on. [Radar Online]
  • Oh for the love of God. Charlie Sheen, the man who shot his own damn wife, the man who claims to have tiger blood and Adonis DNA, is a fucking birther. Are we living in end times? It sure feels like doom. [The Superficial]
  • James Franco hung out in my neighborhood and locals declared him to be "hot and homeless-looking." [Page Six]
  • Set your DVR: Khloe Kardashian will be on Law and Order: Los Angeles. She will, of course, play herself. [Us Magazine]
  • Lady Gaga. Naked. Acid. Fields. Iron Maiden. Indian headdress. Hairspray on fire. [Contact Music]
  • Lady Gaga is sorry she used the word retarded. "I consider it part of my life's work and music to push the boundaries of love and acceptance. My apologies for not speaking thoughtfully. To anyone that was hurt, please know that it was furiously unintentional. An honest mistake, requires honesty to make. Whether life's disabilities, left you outcast bullied or teased, rejoice and love yourself today." [Perez]
  • Gaga LOVES Weird Al's parody. Listen here! [NY Times]
  • Taylor Swift bought a $3 million house in Beverly Hills. [Page Six]
  • Beyoncé's new single has leaked onto iTunes — for free. Whoops! [Digital Spy]
  • Prince William and Kate Middleton visited the tomb where Princess Diana is buried yesterday. [Showbiz Spy]
  • New feud: Donald Trump vs. Jerry Seinfeld. [Page Six]
  • So sad: "Tim Hetherington, director of the Oscar-nominated documentary Restrepo, was killed Wednesday during intense fighting in Libya." [People]
  • Tim Hetherington's last post on Twitter: "In besieged Libyan city of Misrata. Indiscriminate shelling by Qaddafi forces. No sign of NATO." [Twitter]
  • Also sad: "TV On The Radio bass player Gerard Smith died on Wednesday at the age of 36, after suffering from lung cancer." [BBC]
  • Dr. Dre has won a lawsuit against his former record label. The company put out a new version of The Chronic without his permission. The good news arrived on 4/20, naturally. Smoke weed everyday. [Showbiz Spy]
  • "I'm just trying to fit into a catsuit like Vanessa del Rio, the porn star." — Jill Scott on losing 60 lbs. [Page Six]
  • "I think that for a lot of women, our 20s are a time of really figuring things out and figuring out what we're really about. Of course, at the time, we think we know exactly who we are, we think we've done all the growing emotionally . And then along come our 30s and it's all different again. I'm really enjoying my 30s, actually. I have so much more life." — Kate Winslet. [Hello magazine via ONTD]