Okay, it's not the actual invitation — just a save-the-date — but Lily Allen's wedding mailer involves a tractor. Cute! [The Sun]
Uh-oh, Lily Allen is pissed that her wedding invitation has surfaced in papers and online. She tweeted: "Whoever leaked my wedding invite to the press, you're a dick and your not invited anymore [sic]. Have some respect and stay at home." [Digital Spy]

Oprah's final show will air in May, and according to this report, she would like to go out with a makeover. The subject? Donald Trump! Rumor has it she wants to get one of her top stylists to redo Trump's hair. But since it's Oprah, it will be, you know, a makeover "with integrity." A source says: "This will become one of those historical television moments that will become iconic." Uh, does Opes know about Trump being a birther? [Page Six]

Enrigue Iglesias could be your hero, baby, and kiss away the pain, and stand by you forever, but he will not be the opening act for Britney Spears. Co-headliners or nothing! [TMZ]
Wait! This report claims: "Even though Enrique Iglesias pulled out of Britney Spears' tour just hours after it was announced this morning… negotiations are under way that could result in a Spears/Iglesias tour taking place this summer, after all." [Billboard]
Yeah buddy: DJ Pauly D might join the Britney Spears tour. [Gatecrasher]
By the way, known junk food enthusiast Britney is on a no-sugar diet and trying to lose 10 lbs. for her tour. And! She will fire any dancers who show up hungover. [The Sun]
Wait, Johnny Knoxville didn't really put Britney Spears in a Port-A-Potty…Right? [Vulture]

The Black Swan dramz continues! Mila Kunis weighs in: "Natalie danced her ass off, I think it's unfortunate that this is coming out and taking attention away from [the praise] Natalie deserved and got." [EW]

Rebecca Black passed Justin Bieber on the iTunes charts and says, "I feel really honored." Video at the link. [Pop Dirt]
Rebecca Black's next single will be called "LOL." Fun fun fun fun. [Perez]



  • Good news for Lindsay Lohan: She won't be charged regarding the scuffle she had with a Betty Ford staffer, due to "insufficient evidence." One less courtroom outfit for her to plan! [TMZ]
  • When Courtney Love found out that Edward Norton got engaged, she said: "Wow, it's about time. He's 41, they've been together for six years. He needs to have babies. I wonder what kind of ring he got her? He bought me a ruby." And: "He has great character. He's very political. I see him being a senator one day." [Page Six]
  • Miley Cyrus is not single. [Contact Music]
  • Jennifer Aniston will direct a short film about breast cancer. [Daily Mail]
  • Is Mariah Carey in labor?! [Radar Online]
  • Damn, Rob Lowe looks good on the cover of Vanity Fair. Has someone cast him and Ian Somerhalder as foxy long-lost brothers yet? [Yeeeah]
  • Matthew Morrison wants Adele to be on Glee. [Digital Spy]
  • Hot new couple: Amar'e Stoudemire and Ciara. [Page Six]
  • Ooh, Courteney Cox and her Cougar Town costar Josh Hopkins were spotted frolicking in the surf in St. Bart's. [Just Jared]
  • The fifth season of Mad Men will air in March 2012, 17 months after the fourth season finale. We're missing Sally Draper's formative years!!! [Deadline Hollywood]
  • John Mellencamp says the worst thing a record company ever asked him to do was change his name to Johnny Cougar. Dude, the "cougar" was memorable. [Gatecrasher]
  • Anyone interested in directing Hugh Jackman's Wolverine movie? [EW]
  • Holy relentless franchise! After The Dark Knight Rises, Batman will be "reinvented." Again. [Hero Complex]
  • "Dwarf Couple Sues 'The Soup' for Defamation." [Fox News]
  • Zsa Zsa Gabor: Not doing well. [TMZ]
  • "Chris Brown Dazzles On Dancing With The Stars." [Radar Online]
  • "As a victim of domestic violence, I don't agree with him coming on the show, but it's out of my control." — Cheryl Burke on Chris Brown's appearance on Dancing With The Stars. [E!]