Lily Allen Livid Over Leaked Wedding InvitationS

Okay, it's not the actual invitation — just a save-the-date — but Lily Allen's wedding mailer involves a tractor. Cute! [The Sun]
Uh-oh, Lily Allen is pissed that her wedding invitation has surfaced in papers and online. She tweeted: "Whoever leaked my wedding invite to the press, you're a dick and your not invited anymore [sic]. Have some respect and stay at home." [Digital Spy]

Lily Allen Livid Over Leaked Wedding Invitation

Oprah's final show will air in May, and according to this report, she would like to go out with a makeover. The subject? Donald Trump! Rumor has it she wants to get one of her top stylists to redo Trump's hair. But since it's Oprah, it will be, you know, a makeover "with integrity." A source says: "This will become one of those historical television moments that will become iconic." Uh, does Opes know about Trump being a birther? [Page Six]

Lily Allen Livid Over Leaked Wedding Invitation

Enrigue Iglesias could be your hero, baby, and kiss away the pain, and stand by you forever, but he will not be the opening act for Britney Spears. Co-headliners or nothing! [TMZ]
Wait! This report claims: "Even though Enrique Iglesias pulled out of Britney Spears' tour just hours after it was announced this morning… negotiations are under way that could result in a Spears/Iglesias tour taking place this summer, after all." [Billboard]
Yeah buddy: DJ Pauly D might join the Britney Spears tour. [Gatecrasher]
By the way, known junk food enthusiast Britney is on a no-sugar diet and trying to lose 10 lbs. for her tour. And! She will fire any dancers who show up hungover. [The Sun]
Wait, Johnny Knoxville didn't really put Britney Spears in a Port-A-Potty…Right? [Vulture]

Lily Allen Livid Over Leaked Wedding Invitation

The Black Swan dramz continues! Mila Kunis weighs in: "Natalie danced her ass off, I think it's unfortunate that this is coming out and taking attention away from [the praise] Natalie deserved and got." [EW]

Lily Allen Livid Over Leaked Wedding Invitation

Rebecca Black passed Justin Bieber on the iTunes charts and says, "I feel really honored." Video at the link. [Pop Dirt]
Rebecca Black's next single will be called "LOL." Fun fun fun fun. [Perez]

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