Perez Hilton To Publish Children's Book

The gossip blogger has inked a deal with Celebra Children's Books to publish The Boy with Pink Hair. To be released on September 1, the book "celebrates individuality and self-acceptance." Publisher Raymond Garcia says it's "a defining story about how believing in yourself and following your aspirations can not only bring out the best in you, but also in those around you…Perez reminds readers that by simply accepting our differences we can find the things that unite us all." The lesson here? If you make a name for yourself by making fun of other people's bodies and being an overall cruel bastard, then you can go on to teach kids about differences. At least the man who's spent so much time drawing boogers on pictures in MS Paint has finally found his perfect demo. [GalleyCat]