When we heard that there was app from Cosmopolitan magazine that moaned, we were intrigued. So we downloaded it! Not only does it moan, it grunts, swears and curses (although the curses have been bleeped out by the Cosmo powers that be). It's all part of a story in the digital issue titled "Decode His Bedroom Sounds," as though these utterances are mysterious — it's fairly obvious that "he" is enjoying himself. And speaking of "him" — who is this guy? A Cosmo intern? Some editor's boyfriend? Or did the magazine actually pay a voiceover actor to pretend to have an orgasm?!