Will the Royal Wedding Feature Lobster Claw Shoes?

Yet another rumor has it that Kate Middleton, Future Princes Shinyhair and serenader of forest creatures and wearer of crowns, has chosen a designer for the dress she'll wear when she weds Prince Toothsome Grin in a little over a month— the house of the late designer Alexander McQueen. Creative director Sarah Burton claims that the rumors that she'll be dressing the future royal are false.

Judging by some of the Sarah Burton's creations since taking the helm of the McQueen brand, how do you think the House of McQueen would dress Kate? Extra tall sequin encrusted alien? A Lady Gaga-esque outfit with a starchy cylindrical veil that covers her face and makes the wearer look a little bit like a bridal tampon? Delicate explosion of dainty butterflies taking off in all directions? Structured dress made of woven wheat and pheasant feathers?

Alexander McQueen's Fashion House To Design Royal Wedding Dress: Report [NYDN]

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