Perhaps the producers of The View knew they had something very special on their hands when Jessica Hahn—known for a sex scandal involving televangelist Jim Bakker in the '80s—sat down at the table and launched into a story for a full three minutes before anyone else could get a word in edgewise that wasn't even about the Bakker scandal at all, but rather, how she started dating her dead boyfriend's best friend. She stayed on for a (seemingly) pilled-up 10-minute segment in which she rambled, stuttered, incited a bitchy comment from Barbara Walters, implied then denied she was raped, and finally, stiffly twirled around to show off her body. I was scared (and kind of hoping?) for a moment that she would tumble over.

Jessica Hahn Was High On Something On The View

If you need further proof of her intoxication, this is how many fingers she held up when she said the phrase, "Three months later…"