Woman Marries R2D2

A writer for StarWars.com promised to love, honor, and cherish the beeping droid in front of a small crowd of onlookers, and, bizarrely, former America's Next Top Model titleholder Adrienne Curry. I'm a little surprised; all these years I thought he and C3PO would end up together.

The couple reportedly wrote their own vows, and not a dry eye was left in the house when R2D2 said his share.

"Beep beep beeooo," he said. "Beep. Beeeeeep. Beep."

If only we all could find such true love. Mazel tov, you crazy kids/robots.

Romancing the Droid: Why I Married R2D2 [StarWars.com]