"A man awakens from a coma, only to discover that someone has taken on his identity and that no one, (not even his wife), believes him. With the help of a young woman, he sets out to prove who he is." Hm. Dubious. But the good news? The Unknown premiere was awesome!

Fashion Risks Paying Off Let's talk January Jones and her absolutely fab McQueen. Her risks have paid off to varying degrees; this is an unqualified success! Well, maybe the shoe's a strange afterthought, but the truth is it took me a few minutes to even notice that, so.

Fashion Risks Paying Off Meanwhile, Diane Kruger looks fab in this D&G, but I can't pretend to like it much. You?

Fashion Risks Paying Off And I just wanna take the opportunity to say that I once saw Diane and Josh on Houston Street and they looked both normal and celeb-glowing, also really tall. Which is to say a truly optimal celeb-sighting experience. Even though I had to do the jaded New Yorker thing and pretend not to be looking.

Fashion Risks Paying Off And I swear I'm not one of these people who sees a lot of celebs — mostly because they don't tend to show up in my apartment to watch Top Chef downloads and eat canned tomatoes — but last week I also saw Liam Neeson ! And he, too, was really, really tall! Are velvet jackets and worn shoes slightly ridiculous? Yes, so why does he look so awesome?

Fashion Risks Paying Off I'll just say it: kinda loving this whole Priscilla Presley vibe!

Fashion Risks Paying Off There's been a lot of talk this year about leopard, but wherever we stand, can we agree that this is not how to do it?

Fashion Risks Paying Off Everyone's favorite couple, no? And looking like a couple of art patrons who just scored something from a really promising up-and-comer!

Fashion Risks Paying Off On the one hand, Sarah Drew looks like she's playing dress-up. On the other, anything that heralds the end of the stylist stranglehold on red-carpet weird!