Charlie Sheen Trashes CBS Bosses, Says His Sobriety's "Off And On"

  • This morning Charlie Sheen called in to the Dan Patrick radio show and shared his thoughts on crack, "beer drunks," and sobriety in a "highly erratic" interview. Charlie explained that Two and a Half Men is still on hiatus because producers want him to complete rehab, even though he's decided he's fine. They should act fast, because apparently competent, non-impaired Charlie is only available for limited engagements. "I heal really quickly, but I also unravel really quickly, so get me right now, guys," he said. "Get. Me. Right. Now." He also revealed he doesn't use the word "sober" because he doesn't believe in AA, and shared this message for the kids: "I said stay away from the crack. Which I think is good advice. Unless you can manage it socially. Because if you can manage it socially, go for it, but not a lot of people can, you know." [E!]

Charlie Sheen Trashes CBS Bosses, Says His Sobriety's "Off And On"

  • A judge has thrown out David Beckham's lawsuit against In Touch, saying the mag's story about Becks sleeping with a prostitute is "in the public interest." [Radar]
  • Shocker: Prince William and Kate Middleton have asked their siblings to be in their wedding party. Prince Harry will be the Best Man and Kate's sister Philippa will serve as Maid of Honor. [Us]

Charlie Sheen Trashes CBS Bosses, Says His Sobriety's "Off And On"

  • Glee's Darren Criss is showing off his abs in Out Magazine. He tells the mag he announced he was straight after landing the role of Blaine because, "I think it's more empowering to everybody, including myself, if I'm articulate about identifying myself as a straight male playing a gay character. Ultimately, that's more powerful for both communities." [Us]

Charlie Sheen Trashes CBS Bosses, Says His Sobriety's "Off And On"

  • Cuteness: Here's a shot of Cynthia Nixon and fiancee Christine Marinoni with their newborn son, Max Ellington Nixon-Marinoni. [Us]

Charlie Sheen Trashes CBS Bosses, Says His Sobriety's "Off And On"

  • Let the news ring forth throughout the land: Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton's epic feud is over! An eyewitness reports that at the Grammys, "Kim approached Paris. Paris was with her mom, and sister, Nicky. Paris and Kim warmly embraced and genuinely seemed happy to see each other, which seemed to surprise fellow party-goers ... Kim wished Paris a happy birthday, and Kim complimented Paris on her outfit. Paris also complimented Kim and thanked her for the kind things she said about Paris in the Haper's Bazaar interview." Wow, this is fascinating stuff, ladies, but we're going to have to move on. [Radar]

  • Michel Vick is hoping a chat with Oprah will make America forgive him for the dogfighting incident. He'll appear on her show on February 24. [AP]
  • Speaking of sports stars who wanna 'pologize, Tiger Woods regrets hocking a loogie on the green at a golf tournament this weekend (especially because he was fined for it). He Tweeted, "The Euro Tour is right — it was inconsiderate to spit like that and I know better. Just wasn't thinking and I want to say I'm sorry." [TMZ]
  • Bravo's Andy Cohen on why he called Heidi Montag trash: "There had been so many rumors going on about the Housewives last week, I think I was at the tipping point, basically ... I guess I got a little carried away." [People]
  • Bethenny Frankel says she's glad she left Real Housewives for her boring spinoff. "I'm very happy that I'm not on the Housewives anymore because it's just a whole different place," she says. "On our show I'm executive producer. I'm involved in decisions, nothing gets shot unless I know it's getting shot. If Jason and I became unhappy as a result of the show or there were problems because of it, we wouldn't do it." [Radar]
  • The 49-year-old woman who was arrested on Ellen DeGeneres' property last week has been charged with misdemeanor trespassing. [TMZ]
  • The woman was allegedly found "laying in wait" under cushions on Ellen's deck, and had a list with the names and addresses of other celebrities, including Hillary Clinton. [Radar]
  • Matthew Bellamy discussed girlfriend Kate Hudson's pregnancy at the Grammy's last night, saying they've decided the baby's gender "will be another surprise," and they're, "starting to agree on names. Hopefully we'll think of something last minute." [Us]
  • Barbra Streisand did some damage control following that quip about never wanting to appear on Glee by chatting with Lea Michele after the Grammys. Lea Tweeted, "As if this night at the Grammys wasn't amazing enough...waiting at the valet... Mrs Barbra Streisand came up to me. I can barely breathe ... She was so wonderful, kind and beyond nice. I can't believe I just met my idol. I feel so blessed and thankful right now..." [E!]
  • If you can't get over the similarities between "Born This Way" and "Express Yourself," Lady Gaga's longtime producer RedOne suggests you may like her next single better. "I'm not gonna tell you the title, but the next single, it's ... I don't want to say. It's gonna shock," he said. "You're gonna be surprised and wanna go crazy." [THR]
  • Model/actress Peggy Trentini has written a tell-all book about dating Kevin Costner and Billy Idol, but we only care about what she has to say about Johnny Depp: "I met Johnny at a Hollywood party at his house. He noticed me and started pursuing me almost immediately, but told me his name was 'Marco.' On our first date he had a picnic blanket and champagne on the roof of his house, where we made love. He was so cerebral, he would talk for hours about world issues. He was amazing." [Radar]