It's probably fitting that cards designed to help you break up with your lover are sort of horrifying. Don't love someone anymore? Say it with bizarro cubism and loud colors!
In the past, I've advocated the in-person breakup for relationships of any real duration, because breakups by e-mail, letter or (god forbid) text totally suck. But if you're going to go the remote route, you might as well go big — which is what C-ya Cards do. Take this one: