Shocker: Kim Kardashian Wants To Be An Actress

  • Kim Kardashian, who is not an actress, and has admitted that her true talent is "marketing," attended the Screen Actors Guild awards, where she informed a reporter on the red carpet that she would like to be an actress.

"I would love to be in a Bond film - a Bond Girl!" Kim said. "That would be the ultimate." But acting isn't just a dream: It's a reality. It will happen. "There are a few offers on the table, but I definitely want to make the right decision for the right part," Kim revealed. "I love acting," she said. "It's challenging for me, and I love it." [E!]

  • Javier Bardem as a villain in the new Bond movie? Yes please! [Deadline New York]
  • Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are officially divorced. [TMZ]
  • Today is Justin Timberlake's 30th birthday. You don't have to say. What you did. He already knows. He found out from him. [Radar Online]
  • Aww, Britney Spears was a bridesmaid in a wedding over the weekend. Sweet pic at the link. [The Sun]
  • Hot hottie Henry Cavill, aka Charles Brandon on The Tudors, is your new Superman. The reboot of the franchise will be produced by Christopher Nolan and directed by Zack Snyder. Whether the Man Of Steel will wear red and blue pajamas with underwear on the outside has yet to be revealed. [Deadline New York]
  • So… Do you think that Charlie Sheen will actually stay in rehab for three months? Because somehow it seems like the doctors and shrinks will test him and probe him and discover he is made of a new kind of mutated human cell — mitochondrius Hollywoodus — which runs on porn stars and blow, and can't be separated from that energy source. He'll be released back into the wild. (Sad note: The 300 people who work on Two And A Half Men don't know if they'll be paid while Chuckles is indisposed.) [TMZ]
  • Kacey Jordan, the porn star who partied with Charlie Sheen most recently, went to the bank to cash the $30,000 check Charlie gave her and TMZ caught her coming out with a wad of brand new bills. Ain't America grand? [TMZ]
  • Kacey Jordan used to date Kevin Federline… And has babysit Britney's kids. [TMZ]
  • "Charlie Sheen spent more than $500,000 on escorts and drugs in the six months before he checked into rehab." [Wonder Wall, Radar Online]
  • David Arquette has finished his month in rehab, and is "feeling good." [People]
  • Colin Firth, Natalie Portman, Christian Bale and Melissa Leo were winners at the SAG Awards. Possible shoo-ins for the Oscars. [Washington Post]
  • Mad Men didn't win anything at the SAG awards and was beat for Outstanding Performance By An Ensemble In A Drama Series by Boardwalk Empire. [Reuters]
  • Here's a list of SAG Award winners for ya. [Just Jared]
  • At the SAG awards, Tracy Morgan made his first red carpet appearance since his kidney transplant. [Access Hollywood]
  • We heard that John Travolta will play John Gotti in a new flick. Now we're hearing James Franco might play John Gotti Jr. [Extra]
  • Kody Brown and his brides — the stars of Sister Wives — have moved to Las Vegas, where they will "explore" new "job opportunities." Hmm, the first thing that comes to mind is "whorehouse," but that can't be right… Right? [TMZ]
  • Bret Michaels is engaged. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Ozzy Osbourne canceled a show in Reno last night due to a "sudden illness." [CNN]
  • Alan Tudyk, aka Wash from Firefly, was arrested Sunday on suspicion of DUI. Zoe is gonna be pissed. [Santa Cruz Sentinel]
  • Eminem will appear in a million dollar commercial during the Super Bowl, shilling the hardcorest of beverages, iced tea. [Showbiz Spy]
  • Blind item! "Which hot actor was seen asking numerous famous people for Viagra after things got hot and heavy with an actress during a night of hard partying?" [Page Six]
  • "We haven't spent thousands on clothes and toys. All you need is a couple of [onesies] and a lot of muslin. Friends are being really great giving us hand-me-down stuff." — Elton John on outfitting his new baby. [Showbiz Spy]
  • "I'm definitely still wild at heart… But I've struck bio-gravity. I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't just decide this, it just doesn't feel right at my age. If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women. There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad." — Jack Nicholson. [Showbiz Spy]