Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

Am I the only one excited about Gnomeo and Juliet? Yes? Okay, moving on. But we can all agree that a James McAvoy/Emily Blunt/Sir Elton red carpet is something worth watching.

Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

Let's just say it: Emily Blunt's dress is kinda unflattering, weirdly lumpy in the bust area, and generally doesn't do her justice. But there's still something kind of pretty and vintagey about it...right? Or am I reaching here?


Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

This little girl is seriously young to have a single name a la Madonna. But hey, if Zendaya has style this unique at her tender age? Maybe she's earned it.


Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

Jadin Gould in a more trad red carpet youth look.


Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

The real question is: who does the coordinating?


Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

Wow — someone doing early-90's revival who doesn't remember the 90s. We're all officially getting old.


Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

I too lack a full-length mirror and sometimes don't realize the proportion problems inherent in a bootie - dress combo. So, Ashley Jensen, we're on the same page.


Course Of Sartorial Love Does Not Run Smooth At Gnomeo and Juliet

Ah, James McAvoy, how do I love thee, even when you're dressed like Keith Carradine circa 1992.



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