Jezebel Wants You, Yes You, To Win Some JewelryS

Let this gleaming bauble pull you out of your winter funk! Read on to win chic Etsy jewelry in this week's Jezebel Bounty contest.

Hear-ye, hear-ye! Cheers to last week's winners, Auntie_Maim and daisyhalfwit. Hip, hip? Hooray!

This week's contest:
We're looking for the smartest, funniest, most original caption — a la New Yorker cartoons — for this automotive image from the January issue of Elle France.

Jezebel Wants You, Yes You, To Win Some JewelryS

What you win:
Inspire envy with this handcrafted ring from Golden Eggplant
. This handsome ring features a partially wrapped band and a big hunk of faceted red jasper.

Jezebel Wants You, Yes You, To Win Some JewelryS

Submit your captions in the comments only. The deadline for contest entries is Monday, January 24 at 12pm ET. On that evening (1/24), a Jezebel editor will pick two winners(!) from the comments on this post at her sole discretion based on wittiness and originality. We will notify the two winners by email on Tuesday, January 25th by 12pm ET.

All standard Gawker contest rules apply.

Some additional requirements: You must have a valid email associated with your commenter account. You may submit an entry or request a winner's list via mail to Gawker Media, Attn: Weekly Jezebel Bounty Contest, 210 Elizabeth, 4th Floor, NY, NY, 10012. Approximate retail value for prizes is less than $200.