Esquire got Patti Stanger to evaluate the online dating profile of an anonymous man...who just happened to be Julian Assange. And she found the anonymous dude someone who'd "attract the diva-drama bitches." And the Russians.
We've all seen the infamous OKCupid Profile. And we've all seen the Millionaire Matchmaker. Together, the two of them make for a horrifying pop-cultural collision. Here's what Patti had to say. Not that we're guessing Assange cares.