Our appetite for breaking news updates about Kim Kardashian's ever-changing body will never be satiated. But even we need to mix things up now and again. So let's talk about her sister Kourtney's body instead. How is it different?
Well, it seems to be smaller, because Kourtney is shorter than Kim. And it also contains a different human soul, which expresses itself through its own unique personality (YES, Kardashians do too have souls ... stop being so mean). Kim's body is somewhat hard to describe with any sense of certainty, because it's always evolving as her lifestyle changes. Compared to her sis, Kourtney seems a bit more consistent—affording body analysts a bit more leeway in coming up with authoritative assessments. So let's just describe the Kourtney bod like E! does: "stunning," "slammin," and "picture-perfect":