Today's comments want you to know that there is no spoon.
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Polish Your Beauty Routine With Jizz: "Generation gap: All of my mother's nail polishes have names like 'Sunset Rose' and 'Spiced Wine.' Mine have names like 'Slut,' And 'Jizz.'" •
Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Waddles Of The Runway: "Moddle puppeh resents teh 'cat walk'." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Shrek Filmmakers Not Thrilled With Sexy Shrek Fashion Spreads: "Blind item! What celebrity princess is 'green' with envy after her husband was photographed arm-in-arm with a hot, young model? She's so upset that she's going on wild, alcohol-fueled party nights, and taking the kids with her!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Trigger-Angry: The Politics Of Internet Trigger Warnings: "The patriarchy is kind of like the Matrix, you can't see it, you may not know it's there, and everyone is part of it."
Special Mention Hilarious Thread Of The Day: here!
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