Tuesday's comments are phreakin' phabulous:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to RuPaul's Drag Race: Where The Wigs Are Gone With The Wind: "If people really did have to lipsync for their lives, Milli Vanilli would be intergalactic overlords on par with Xenu, and wield fierce Highlander swords." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to 'Tis The Season: " Phuck you, Phil! I'm phreesing my ass off and my heating bills are a phortune." • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Explaining Kate Moss; Jean-Paul Gaultier Makes Corset For His Cat:

If your cat
is too fat
don't force it
into a corset
put a Spanx®
on your manx

Reminder: If you see a great, funny, insightful, eloquent (or awful) comment, nominate it! Email the comment and the timestamp link to the left of the comment to Hortense at commenters@jezebel.com.



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