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Pregnancy: Not so fun.
Sex Tips: Have sex. Use protection.
Who wore it better? The jeans and college sweatshirt version.
Is your boyfriend Textrosexual? No.
Your Dark Secret: Sometimes you wear the same pants for a week.
What's wrong with your face? What? Shut up! What's wrong with your mom's face?"