This week's multimedia compilation of pop culture crap includes the Jerry Lewis telethon, lots of Tyra, and white people rapping.
1.)The Jerry Lewis Telethon
He ages like cheese, becoming saltier, stankier, more intense, and thus more enjoyable.
Also more offensive.
2.) AARP Lapdance
Charo performed Rihanna's "Don't Stop the Music" in the middle of the night during the telethon. I guess the intent was to wake people up. She went out into the crowd to get the audience dancing. When they didn't want to, she would hit them with her vagina.
3.) Tyra's back!
4.) And she wants to teach you stuff.
How to frown with your eyes.
And how to not like your makeup.
5.) Janice still hates her.
After Tyra's Nightline interview during which she refused to discuss Janice Dickinson, Janice went running to The Insider to respond.
6.) The View returned.
Which is good news for those suffering in the recession.
7.) Kim needs a job.
Her daughter concurs.
8.) Blind-folded musical chairs.
9.) "She ain't messin' with no broke bro."
10.) The La Toya interview tonight will be awesome.
Judging from The Insider's preview of it.