You want good comments? You got 'em:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to "Same Facts, Different Conclusions": "And so Noah said, 'Listen, guys, it can either be the elephant or the T-Rex — my boat is not that goddamn big.' And then the T-Rex ate the two unicorns, and it was decided." Similarly: "That will teach you to smoke with the Unicorns behind the Ark. A 5:15 DEPARTURE MEANS A 5:15 DEPARTURE, Triceajerks!" • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Deception, Seduction & Cannibalism: Drama In The Night Sky:




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