The comments of the day:

Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Teens Respond To Tyra Show On Sexting: "I think the popularity of text messaging is the first sign of the Apocalypse. 'Setuwaytion' is the last." We say: Kidz tewday need an educaytion. • Best Comment Of The Day, in response to Chicago Gay Bars Seek To End A Scourge: "Funny there's a lot of 6 foot tall dicks where I work too." We say: You been mixing business with pleasure?