Today's best and worst involve O faces and old faces.

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Women Orgasm More With Rich Men, Claim Researchers, you say: "Wow, my vibrator must have a trust fund I don't know about." We say: From your four lips to God's ears! Worst, in response to Sleeping Beauties?, you say: "My dog looks the same way when she snoozes on the couch...mouth hanging open, head back...except she doesn't have the creepy wrinkled skin." We say: Ass, meet karma. It will be biting you in a few short decades.