Best Comment of the Day, in response to Candyland: "So does Hungry, Hungry Hippos reflect our nation's rising obesity rates or is it our vast consumerism?" We say: Hungry, Hungry Hippos is obviously an allegory for the erratic financial marketplace. Duh. • Worst, in response to Cameron Diaz: Blue Suede Shoes: "Looks like the person heeded Elvis' advice and stepped on her face instead." We say: that's a more creative way of calling her a butterface, but it remains a total fail.

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