Best Comment of the Day, in response to Please Feed The Moddles: "What, you guys don't go traipsing around town in a gold lame bra, sailor jacket and shorts whilst enormous hot dogs lounge meaningfully behind you? Plebes." We say: you're the one who is the plebe! Everyone knows that gold lame clashes with hot dogs. You wear the silver with frankfurters. Gold is only acceptable with giant tacos. • Worst, in response to Thomas Beatie: "I wish I were more free-thinking when it comes to issues like these, but I'm just grossed out." We say: instead of "wishing" you were more free-thinking and declaring yourself "grossed out," how about "educating" yourself to be more free-thinking instead?

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