Best Comment of the Day, in response to Litigious Chicks With Douchebags: "Well, if they don't win their court case, they can always sign up for Survivor: Jersey Shore." We say: the first challenge involves riding the Tilt-a-Whirl at the boardwalk with a stomach full of fried dough and Bud Light. Only the strong-stomached survive! • Worst, in response to Lindsay Lohan & America Ferrera: Acting Ugly On The Set Of Betty: "Oh and hasn't the world seen enough of her private parts? Wear panties Lindsay. Ew...wardrobe better burn her pants after shooting her scenes." We say: what did Lindsay's magical vag ever do to you? All vaginas are created equal, and have the right to live (panty) free.

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