Programming note: Although today is a half day for everyone here at Gawker Media, both Fine Lines and Pot Psychology will make their regularly scheduled appearances after the rest of us stop posting later this afternoon. As for Monday, all of us will be enjoying a much-deserved day off... except for Megan, who will be touching down in the Twin Cities and weighing in on the Republican National Convention intermittently throughout the day. Have a great holiday weekend, everyone, and, for those of you living on the Gulf, stay safe.

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