Loose Lips Joe Jonas (the better-looking middle brother of horrible music-making group, The Jonas Brothers) is officially a high school graduate . • The Naked Cowboy, the semi-famous briefs-wearing street performer, is getting his own reality show , an American Idol -style competition of street performers. • Ellen and Portia "talk" about having kids someday. Wow, it's like they're married or something! [Perez Hilton ,UPI , People ]