In honor of Moe's last day at Jezebel (and because it is fucking Friday) we've decided, again, to give out two best COTD. Best Comments of the Day, in response to Sexy Summer Beach Reads: "The only way I would buy this book is if it came with a 'clitoris finder' that I could subsequently give to all my future hook-ups." Oh, if only. And, in response to Solving The Anthrax Mystery (And Other Odds And Ends): "Yobama's so skinny, he asked if the Bible Belt came in a 28" waist." A good zinger, but sadly we don't think it comes in that size.
Kinja is in read-only mode. We are working to restore service.