Reader Roundup

Best Comment of the Day, in response to Cosmo Thinks Women With Integrity Are Total Failures: "Question #7: You see an old lady trying to cross the street carrying heavy shopping bags. Do you...a) Help her out; b) Smile but continue walking; c) Push the bitch under a bus. Who knows what she could have been planning." We say: obviously c) Those conniving old broads are just jealous of your youth! • Worst, in response to What Is The New York Times Sunglass Girl Thinking?: "No, you're right, people can't love sunglasses more than christ himself AND read The Economist. Least of all, jez readers. *eye roll*." We take your *eye roll* and raise you a *headdesk* and hope that all of these e-stage directions GO AWAY.

Reader Roundup

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