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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Breaking News: Matthew McConaughey's Flip-Flop Missing!: "From the book of McConaughey 6:22, 'And God declared the eleventh commandment, 'Thou shalt never wear a shirt.''" We say: thus sayeth the god Rasta, who spoketh to Matthew through his bongos. • Worst, in response to Breaking News: Matthew McConaughey's Flip-Flop Missing!: "Patti LuPone's Memoir title—'How a One Octave Range and a Loose Vagina Got Me To The Great White Way.'" We say: Alternate Title: "Eff The Haters: How My Talent Won Me Two Tonys and Has Kept Me On Stage for 32 Years and Counting."

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