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Best Comment of the Day, in response to Loose Lips: "I hear Gwyneth also drinks four quarts of macrobiotic rose water a day so her farts smell like easter morning." We say: that's only in the springtime. In the winter she drinks eco-friendly pine juice so her toots smell like Christmas! • Worst, in response to Why Cast A Black Actress In Your Movie When You Can Get Mena Suvari In Cornrows?: "Interesting how the concept of talent never entered into anyone's discussion. Maybe there weren't many black actresses who auditioned, and of the few, maybe they just weren't that great." We say: we find that extremely hard to believe. We're talking Suvari here, not Streep.

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