Best Comment of the Day, in response to This Week In Tabloids: Shiloh Is Lonely, Heidi Is Pre-Engaged, Star Is Missing: "Congratulations on the 'preproposal' Heidi. I look forward to reading the 'predivorce' edition of US which is sure to follow." We say: that issue will be shortly followed by the 'prerehab' edition for Heidi's tanorexia. • Worst, in response to Jamie Lee Curtis Tries To Stay Neutral: "She's totally my favorite hermaphrodite!" We say: dude, that joke is tired. If you want to make fun of Jamie Lee, rag on her for her poop yogurt endorsements.

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